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oh you must have messed up bad with the british law. they don't appreciate it when you tease the guards in front of the palace and have every right to lock you up behind bars for harassment. your american rights don't count here, so you best be a pretty good sweet talker. public disturbances, such as pissing in a public fountain, don't sit well with the law either. they don't like people like you. if you're a local, make up chat about that weather or that cricket game. they might feel sympathy for you and let you loose on a warning. who knows, just play your cards right and get out before the bring the homeless drunks in.