H Y D E P A R K
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lurking behind the shadows of the big trees, and large blossoming bushes are probably going to be a couple hobos, maybe a few pedophiles or two. it's a big park and they need somewhere to hide out. if you look past the dirty, grungy people that live in the leaves of the park, you'll see the beauty of this gorgeous park. with it's huge lakes, small and private ponds, and large spacious clearing to fly kites, go on picnics, or just hang out, central park is the ideal place for anyone to kick up their heels and relax. maybe you want to head over to the zoo, feed one of your cheap hot dogs to the polar bears. whatever you choose, it'll be a great day for a stroll.